funny/random day

5 things to tell a chicken when you meet one

1. tell the chicken that cheese is better then eggs and that the chicken should consider cheese eggs.
2. that all chickens get sent to walmart and should dress up like a baby.
3. if the chicken with no legs is close by to run because they forgot the rest of the meat.
4. tell the chicken not to eat the food the farmer gives to you because they are trying to fatten you up.
5. lastly offer the chicken a place to live at your house so you can faten it up and eat it.(but first take a picture)